GAMES

Play the new game Bongomatic online, Designed for Wellcoolstuff.com


The rumour that computer games have an adverse affect on children is just plain nuts. If Pacman ever affected us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, munching strange pills and listening to repetitive music..


The grandaddy of retro gaming. We all know how irritating aliens can be, but not more so then when they start wobbling at you.


Phosphor is a first-person 3D shooter, in your browser. Yes, you read that right. Made by Rasterwerks, Phosphor is a multi-player 3D shooter that runs in your browser... ZOMG!!!111


Scalectrix You don't have to put it away afterwards!


Copter! Use Space to increase height! Don't crash into the walls or obstacles.


3d Pong - Lightning fast update of the ancient game. Also has to ability to tattoo tracers onto your eyeballs after only minutes - drug casualties should avoid.


Great Mini Putt / Golf game


Five Finger Fillet - A Flash version of the popular game you used to play at school with your maths compass. How fast can you wield the knife before all your fingers are gone? Test your reflexes - and your nerve - in Five Finger Fillet!


Incriminati - Hide all the incriminating stuff before your parents arrive!


Virtual Turntables - A fun game rather than a real mixing program, this game is still great fun when you are bored...


DJ FU Wax Attack - Mix records, beat back Sketchies and keep everyone dancing to become a Kung Fu Mix Master in this great multi-level side-scrolling game.


Ganja Farmer - A great shareware game where you must shoot down D.E.A helicopters who are trying to destroy your Ganja Field! (PC ONLY)


Dopewars 2000 - A wicked shareware game where you have to try and make loads of money trying to sell all manner of drugs while trying to evade the police!


One of the best ganja games we have found. Cultivate your own plants and watch them grow. Loads of changeable options. EXCELLENT
High Grow

Dont' try this at home. (Flash Required)
Cat-A-Pult

From the creators of Viz magazine, try and pile on as many blokes without the bed collapsing. (Flash Required)
Fuckaroo

Torture that smug bastard. (Flash Required)
Jamie Oliver Torture Game

Airhockey - we know you love it.
Airhockey

Pop 'n splurge.


Try and avoid the other squares - strangely addictive.




Kind of like Risk:


Talk to the not so benevolent IGod!